What you will need to provide
As a GWUSRP host, you are responsible for:
- Access to quality British television (BBC One preferred; Channel 5 is strictly prohibited under Section 14B of your hosting agreement)
- Adequate grass supply or government-approved wildebeest feed, available from most major supermarkets
- A weekly “Treat Day” — Jammie Dodgers recommended, Garibaldi biscuits also acceptable
- Daily completion of the Integration Progress Form (WB-INT-01), available as a carbon-neutral digital form
- Immediate reporting of any concerning behaviour via the Wildebeest Concern Hotline (0800 111 9453)
‘We have not yet had to invoke Section 14B,’ notes Programme Director Hilary Tomkinson, ‘but we are prepared to. One household in Bridgend came very close. We found a Channel 5 programme saved on their planner. The wildebeest had already reported it before we did. They know. They always know.’
Hosts receive a weekly stipend of £127, paid in arrears, subject to standard government payment terms. This covers utilities, feed, and additional biscuit expenditure. Property damage is covered under Section 12B of your hosting agreement, with the exception of IKEA furniture, which even we consider disposable.