Wildlife services
Services relating to the management, relocation, surveillance, housing, and diplomatic engagement of wildlife in the United Kingdom.
Relocation and housing
- Government Wildebeest Urban and Suburban Relocation Programme — apply to host a wildebeest at your property
- Giraffe High-Rise Housing Project — suitable multi-storey accommodation for giraffes in urban areas
Surveillance and monitoring
- Meerkat Surveillance Programme — trained meerkat operatives for residential surveillance
Diplomacy and negotiation
- Urban Fox Diplomatic Corps — bilateral relations between humans and foxes
Canal and waterway management
- Hippo Canal Maintenance Scheme — natural canal maintenance through hippo deployment
Road safety
- Zebra Crossing Guard Initiative — deploying trained zebras to pedestrian crossings
Legal and policy
- Wildebeest Rights Act 2023 — key provisions including the right to adequate grazing, quality television, and the Horny McHornface Incident
- Privacy policy — how the Department uses your data, including your tea preferences
- Terms and conditions — your obligations, the Department's obligations, and Clause 47(b)
- Accessibility statement — designed to be accessible to all users, including wildebeest
- Report suspicious accent development — if a wildebeest in your care has developed a regional accent