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The Waitlist is Open

Due to overwhelming demand and our commitment to ethical production capacity, new members join by waitlist only.

Current Wait: 8–12 Months

Waitlist members receive quarterly updates on our bears, early access to limited harvests, and a special welcome gift upon membership approval. Our Q1 newsletter included a detailed update on Barnaby, whose recovery is progressing in ways our veterinary team have described as "entirely within acceptable parameters."

Always alive.

Everything on this page is fiction. Vital Fur Co. does not exist. No bears have been ethically flayed. No children have received a Little Vitals Starter Kit. Ethical bear flaying is not a real thing. Part of joel2.com.