1. Purpose
Why the Register exists
The Register was established following the case of a man who was not a
billionaire, and who had never said that he was, but who had arranged his
life so that everyone who met him would go away and say it for him. The court
found that this arrangement constituted a representation, that the
representation was false, and that the resulting enrolments — 411 places on a
programme titled The Sovereign Path, at £2,497 — were made by persons
who believed they were buying proximity to a billionaire, when they were in
fact buying proximity to a man in a rented jacket.
The Court of Appeal upheld the conviction and made one observation in
passing, which is now carved above the door of the Office: the
representation does not become true because the buyer wanted it to be.
The Register is public. Any member of the public may search it, free of
charge, without giving a reason. The Office is aware of what the public does
with it. The public has been doing it anyway, at scale, since long before the
Register formalised the process, and the Office considers formalisation a
hygiene measure.
2. The offences
Misrepresentation of Prosperity Act 2021
| Section | Offence | Maximum period |
| s.1(1) | Misrepresentation of prosperity. Stating, publishing, or permitting to be inferred a net worth the subject does not hold and cannot produce evidence of. | 10 years |
| s.1(2)(b) | Misrepresentation by recurrence. The same claim made on more than thirty occasions, at which point it is treated as a business model rather than a lie. | 7 years |
| s.1(3)(c) | The physique provision. Presentation of a result without the apparatus of the result. The drafting committee argued about this section for eleven months and kept it. | 2 years |
| s.1(4) | Aggravated misrepresentation. Committed in the presence of a vulnerable audience, defined in the Act as 'a sales team', 'a mastermind', or 'anyone who has paid a deposit'. | 7 years |
| s.2(1)(a) | Misrepresentation for profit. Any false claim made in the course of selling access to the claimant, his methods, his mindset, or his morning. | 10 years |
| s.3(2) | Failure to notify. The subject was required to tell the Office and did not. This is the only offence on the Register that consists entirely of silence. | 5 years |
3. Classification
Risk tiers
Every person on the Register is assessed by the Panel and placed in one of
three tiers. The tier determines the notification period, the verification
schedule, and whether the subject's full record is published. Tier is reviewed
annually. Subjects may apply to be re-tiered. The application is free. Of the
2,417 persons on the Register, 2,417 are aware of the fee.
Tier 1 Low harm
Subjects whose misrepresentation was made for status rather than profit, and whose audience is assessed as capable of recovering. Notification period of 24 months. Subject to annual verification and to the standard notification requirements.
Tier 2 Medium harm
Subjects whose misrepresentation was made for profit, or in the presence of a vulnerable audience, or both. Notification period of five years. Subject to six-monthly verification.
Tier 3 High harm
Subjects whose misrepresentation was organised, repeated, and monetised at scale, and who continue to present a risk of re-offence upon release of a new product. Notification period of ten years, renewable. Subject to quarterly verification and to publication at full record.
4. The Register
Current schedule — extracts
The full Register holds 2,417 persons. What follows is the published extract:
those subjects whose risk assessment directs publication, and a selection of
entries the Office considers instructive. Entries are shown in the form they
appear in the public schedule. Where a subject is published at full record,
the record is linked.
FLX-2023-0119 Tier 3 Full record → Brett Callaghan
Notified address: Solihull
Photographed entering a Gulfstream G650 that is let out for stills work by the hour, with a two-hour minimum and a cleaning deposit. Sold 1,143 places on a course whose Module 6 is Module 2 in a different accent.
FLX-2022-0114 Tier 3
Dean Weller
Notified address: Ipswich
Sold four hundred places on a 'mastermind' priced at £2,000. The mastermind is a WhatsApp group. The admin is the mastermind.
FLX-2025-0008 Tier 2 Full record → Roger Hales
Notified address: Wakefield
Claimed nine hundred consecutive 4am rises. Verified: six. Of the six, two preceded flights, one preceded a plumber, and one was disputed by the subject's own conservatory.
FLX-2024-0153 Tier 2 Full record → Priya Sandhu
Notified address: Chelmsford
Sold her first company 'for eight figures'. The company invoiced £142,000 across six years, including VAT. The figure of eight is reachable only in pence.
FLX-2024-0207 Tier 1
Anthony Foxton
Notified address: Barnsley
Posted a boarding pass with the surname obscured and the fare visible. The fare was £61.40. The flight was Ryanair. The post was captioned 'doors off, wheels up'.
FLX-2025-0116 Tier 1 Full record → Liam Otterburn
Notified address: Grimsby
Posted a physique photograph captioned 'just keep showing up', omitting fourteen months of preparation, one coach, and a girlfriend who did the food scales.
FLX-2024-0180 Tier 1
Kieran Mbeki-Doyle
Notified address: Wrexham
Claimed to have made 'six figures in a weekend'. The weekend is specified. The figures are not.
FLX-2025-0031 Tier 2
Susan Achebe
Notified address: Mansfield
Described a rented penthouse as 'the office'. The office is in Telford. The penthouse is rented by the hour from the same aviation photography company as ref FLX-2023-0119, which does not let penthouses and has asked how its name is involved.
FLX-2021-0002 REMOVED
Removed from the Register
Notified address: —
The subject deleted his account, at which point the offence ceased. The Office notes that the offence and the subject were the same thing. Re-offence is considered likely on a new account, which the Office will find, because it always does.
5. Obligations
Notification requirements
A person subject to the notification requirements must notify the Office of
the following, within three days of the change taking effect. The
requirements apply wherever the subject is in the world. The Office has
arrangements with the authorities of no other country and finds this has not
yet mattered.
- Home address. The address at which the subject actually
sleeps. Not the address at which the subject photographs himself sleeping.
The Office can tell the difference, because the second one has lighting
rigs in it.
- Claimed net worth band. Bands run from A (£10,000 or
below, verified) to G (ten figures or above, unverified). Band G carries an
additional condition: the subject may not state the band, imply the band,
or stand near things that imply the band. Most subjects request Band G.
- Any course, community, mastermind, cohort, or 'inner circle'
offered for payment. The notification must be made before the first
enrolment. A course notified after its first enrolment is not void; the
enrolments stand; the subject is simply convicted of s.3(2), which is the
part of the Act that consists entirely of silence.
- Any vehicle, vessel, or aircraft the subject is photographed
entering. The subject is required to notify the registration of the
vehicle and the basis of his access to it. 'Access' is defined broadly
enough to cover standing next to it while a photographer works. It is
defined this way on purpose.
- Any change of 4am. Subjects who have claimed an early
rising must notify the discontinuation of the rising. The Office does not
require the rising itself to be notified in advance. The rising is the
subject's own affair.
- Any passport, visa, or residency status claimed in a post.
The subject must notify the true position. Posts beginning 'I'm writing
this from Dubai' attract particular scrutiny, as the Office has established
that one in nine of them are written from Ebbsfleet.
6. Disclosure
What the public may do with the Register
The Register is public and its contents are disclosable. There is no
restriction on what a member of the public does with an entry: it may be
shown to an employer, a lender, a group chat, a parent, or a fiancée. This is
deliberate. The Office examined whether disclosure should be limited and
concluded that limited disclosure would convert the Register from a public
protection measure into a private one, and that the subject's protection
lies not in concealment but in the accuracy of the record. The record is
accurate. That is the whole of the subject's comfort, and the Office
recommends the subject not examine it too closely.
Members of the public should note three things. First, an entry is a
conviction, not an opinion; the Office has been sued for less and has never
lost, which it attributes to the record being accurate. Second, removal from
the Register is possible and happens; a person who is not on the Register is
either not an offender, or has completed the notification period, or has
deleted his account, at which point the offence and the offender being the
same thing, the Register is considered to have resolved itself. Third, the
Register does not accept anonymous tips. It receives several hundred a week
regardless. They are read. Some of them are already entries.
7. Questions
Frequently asked
I think my neighbour is on the Register. Can I check?
Yes. Search by name. If your neighbour is on the Register under a name
your neighbour does not use in daily life, that is itself a notification
breach, and you should report it, and the Office will act on it, and your
neighbour will know it was you, because the Office does not accept
anonymous reports and does not conceal the provenance of the ones it
receives. The Office has considered whether this suppresses reporting. It
has concluded that it does, and that this is efficient.
Can a person be removed from the Register?
The notification period expires, the subject applies for removal, and the
Panel considers the application in light of the subject's compliance
history. Removals are granted. The subject's record is then moved to the
archive, which is not published, not indexed, and retained. The Office is
required by the Act to retain the archive forever. The Office has read the
section again and it does say forever.
Someone I follow has 2.4 million followers and a Lamborghini. Why aren't they on the Register?
They may be under investigation. They may have been acquitted. They may
own the Lamborghini. The Office keeps a watchlist, and the watchlist is
one name longer than most people expect, and shorter than the comment
sections suggest. The Office would caution against writing the name in
the comments. Not for the commenter's legal protection — for the
commenter's records.
Is the Register itself a form of flexing?
The Office has received this question forty-one times, usually in the
subject's own voice. The question is referred to the Panel. The Panel has
asked that the Office stop forwarding it.
8. Appeals
If you are on the Register
You will have been notified in writing. You may appeal the tier, the
conditions, or the publication decision. Appeals are heard by the Panel,
which is the same Panel that set the tier, sitting with one additional
member. The additional member is real and has voted independently on every
occasion, which the Office records here because the subject's solicitor has
asked, twice, in writing.
You may not appeal the conviction itself through this Office. That route is
the courts. The courts have heard the defence of 'aspiration'. The courts
have also heard the enrolment figures. The Office will not prejudice its
position by commenting on which of these the courts found persuasive, and
notes that it could not, because the enrolment figures are not a
commentary.