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Government Wildebeest Urban and Suburban Relocation Programme

Bringing the Serengeti to your semi-detached

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Terms and conditions

Use this space to describe your garden's grazing potential and your experience with large herbivores. Please do not describe your garden's emotional character, spiritual readiness, or inner life. The Additional Information field is for factual descriptions only.

You must agree to the terms and conditions

Terms and conditions

The full terms and conditions of the GWUSRP comprise 847 pages across 14 supplementary documents. By applying to host a wildebeest, you agree to all of them, including the bit about Channel 5 and the paragraph on page 634 concerning the storage of wildebeest milk in domestic refrigerators.

A summary is not available as the Department has not yet determined which parts are the most important.

If you have questions about specific terms, please write to the Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Wildebeest, enclosing a stamped addressed envelope and a packet of Jammie Dodgers.

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