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Government Wildebeest Urban and Suburban Relocation Programme

Bringing the Serengeti to your semi-detached

Beta This is a new service — your feedback will help us improve it. 2,847 wildebeest have been successfully integrated since we launched.

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A joint initiative by DEFRA and the Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Wildebeest. All wildebeest remain property of the Crown.

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The Government Wildebeest Urban and Suburban Relocation Programme is a fictional initiative. No government department was involved in its creation. No wildebeest have been relocated to any semi-detached properties. Part of joel2.com.

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Thank you for your interest in providing feedback.

The GWUSRP feedback service is currently unavailable. This is because the team member responsible for processing feedback is presently dealing with a situation involving a Phase 3 wildebeest, a Waterstones membership card, and what the Cheltenham constabulary have described as ‘a disagreement about contemporary fiction.’ We are unable to provide further details at this time.

Your feedback is important to us. Please try again in 3 to 5 business years.