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Government Wildebeest Urban and Suburban Relocation Programme

Bringing the Serengeti to your semi-detached

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Channel 5 confirmation
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By submitting this application you confirm that, to the best of your knowledge, the details you are providing are correct. You also confirm that your property does not receive Channel 5, that you understand the implications of the Ungulate Dignity Act 2024, and that you are prepared for a wildebeest to be delivered to your property between 8am and 6pm on a date to be determined by the Department.

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Thank you for your interest in providing feedback.

The GWUSRP feedback service is currently unavailable. This is because the team member responsible for processing feedback is presently dealing with a situation involving a Phase 3 wildebeest, a Waterstones membership card, and what the Cheltenham constabulary have described as ‘a disagreement about contemporary fiction.’ We are unable to provide further details at this time.

Your feedback is important to us. Please try again in 3 to 5 business years.