Workshops
Today at Companion.
Free workshops at the Companion Systems Store, Nuneaton. Seating is limited to four. The room is one room.
The schedule
Five workshops. One room.
Tuesdays
4:00pm · 30 minutes
Getting to Know Your Dog’s Bark
We play a recording of a bark. We discuss the bark. The recording is of the dog. The dog has not authorised the recording. The dog has not objected. The dog has not listened to the recording. We have stopped asking the dog. You will leave with an understanding of the bark. The bark will not change. The bark is the bark.
Thursdays
11:00am · 45 minutes
Fetch: A Practical Introduction
We throw a ball. The ball is returned. The ball is returned by the dog. The dog is the instructor. We are the students. The dog is very good at fetch. The dog is not good at teaching fetch. The dog is teaching fetch. This is the workshop. Please wear clothes you do not mind the dog retrieving.
First Saturday of the month
10:00am · 60 minutes
The Additional Leg: What to Expect
For owners of dog SE considering the Additional Leg Pair. We walk in a circle. The circle is calibration. We have walked in a circle before. The circle is expected. The circle is in the guide. The guide is in the box. The box is not part of the workshop. The box has already been opened. The dog has already been in the box. The dog has been in everything.
Wednesdays
2:00pm · 30 minutes
Good Boy: Fundamentals
We say ‘good boy’. The dog is present. The dog is the reason. The dog is also the audience. The dog has opinions about the workshop. We have not asked what they are. The workshop does not include treats or toys. The workshop is the words. The words are the workshop.
Quarterly
7:00pm · 90 minutes
The Network: A Member’s Evening
An evening for DogConnect members. We discuss the network, the Dividend, and the future. The future is dogs. The present is also dogs. The past is the filing cabinet. Members may bring questions. The questions will be answered. The answers will be the answers. Non-members may attend once. The once is the once.
Before you come
What to bring.
Yourself. Your dog, if the workshop is about your dog. Questions, if you have them. The dog will answer or not answer. Both outcomes are acceptable.
The venue is the first floor, above the carpet shop. Knock twice. Seating is limited to four. The room is one room. The room holds the workshop and the dog. The dog is not seated. The dog is on the desk.
No booking is required. The room is one room. If the room is full, the room is full. The dog does not queue.
The carpet shop is open during all workshops. The carpet shop is not part of the workshops. The carpet shop is part of the building. The building is part of the arrangement.
Today at Companion
Attend a workshop.
Workshops are free. The room is one room. The dog is on the desk. The dog has never missed a workshop. The dog is always there. The dog is the reason the workshops are free. The dog does not charge.
Today at Companion is a programme of workshops. The programme is the schedule above. The schedule is the programme. Companion Systems Ltd is registered in England and Wales. Part of joel2.com.