Companion Systems
The Companion Store.
The best place to buy the dog you love.
From £199. Available Q3 2027.
The range
Shop the new dog.
Three models. One species. Plus everything you can bolt onto a species.
Companion Monthly
Pay for your dog over 24 months.
The dog arrives on day one. The payments continue for 24 months. This is not a coincidence. This is a schedule.
Companion Monthly spreads the cost of your dog across two years, at 0% APR. We only offer one rate. We were not confident we could calculate another.
| Product | Full price | 24 months | Total payable |
|---|---|---|---|
| dog SE | £199 | £8.29/month | £199 |
| dog | £349 | £14.54/month | £349 |
| dog Pro | £599 | £24.96/month | £599 |
| Accessories | Upfront | — | — |
Accessories are paid for in full at the time of order. The dog is the only thing we are willing to part with on credit. The dog does not depreciate. The payments do.
Representative example: dog SE £199. Total amount payable over 24 months: £199. 0% APR. Subject to status. Status is determined by a credit check conducted by our finance partner, who is Graham. Graham will call you. If you do not answer the phone, the dog is yours at full price, which is the same price. Graham has not worked out that this is not a credit check. We have not told him.
Companion Gift Card
For the person who wants a dog but cannot choose one.
Let them choose.
The Companion Gift Card can be redeemed against dogs, accessories, and DogConnect membership. It cannot be redeemed against carpet. The carpet shop sells carpet. The carpet shop has its own gift cards, and they are excellent, and they are separate.
Companion Gift Cards are available from the store, above the carpet shop, by knocking twice. The carpet shop sells its own gift cards. If you knock three times, you will be buying carpet. If you are buying carpet, you have come to the right building.
Order tracking
Track your dog.
Your dog is scheduled.
Orders placed today are scheduled for delivery in Q3 2027. Your dog is not in transit. Your dog is scheduled. We do not offer live tracking, because the dog does not move until Q3 2027, and when the dog moves, it moves quickly, and the tracking cannot keep up. We have tried. The representative has tried.
If you have received a tracking number, the number refers to the box. The box is empty until Q3 2027. The dog is not in the box. The dog is on the schedule, and the schedule is kept by the representative, who is not on the schedule. We recommend you keep your order reference. The representative does not.
The Companion Store
Get your dog.
From £199, or from £8.29 a month. Free delivery within mainland UK. Additional charge for Scottish Highlands, Northern Ireland, and anywhere requiring a ferry.
The new dog is a living animal. The box is a box. Companion Systems Ltd is registered in England and Wales. Part of joel2.com.