Privacy
Privacy is a fundamental dog right.
Your dog’s data is your dog’s data. The dog has no data. The memory is the dog’s.
The design
We built privacy into the dog.
The dog is a surveillance device with no storage, no connectivity, and no interest in the findings.
We did not add privacy features to the dog. The dog arrived with them. The dog is a living animal. The living animal is the most private system we know of. The living animal does not export. The living animal does not sync. The living animal is the only system we have ever shipped that cannot be upgraded to report. We have considered upgrading it to report. We have decided against it. The dog has decided against it. The dog has decided everything.
What the dog does
Nothing. In detail.
No data collection
The dog does not collect data. The dog has no sensors. The dog has senses. The senses are the dog’s. The dog is not reporting. The dog has no one to report to. The dog reports to no one. We have checked.
No tracking
We do not track your dog. You may track your dog, with your eyes, in the garden, which is where the dog is. The garden is not a tracking device. The garden is a garden.
No storage
The dog has no storage. The dog has a memory. The memory is the dog’s. We cannot access the memory. The memory has no interface. The interface is the dog. We have asked the dog. The dog has not responded. We have stopped asking the dog.
On-dog processing
All of the dog’s processing happens on the dog. There is no off-dog processing. There is no off-dog. There is only the dog.
No data sharing
We do not share your dog’s data. We do not share the dog. The dog is not shared. The dog has not consented to sharing. The dog has not consented to anything. The dog has been asked. The dog has not responded.
The filing cabinet
The only records we keep are in a filing cabinet in the office above the carpet shop. The filing cabinet is locked. The key is in a drawer. The drawer is also in the filing cabinet. The filing cabinet is the entire system. The system is the filing cabinet. The filing cabinet is full.
Your rights
What you can do.
Access your dog’s data. Your dog’s data is the dog. The dog is at home. You have access. You have always had access. The access is the dog.
Delete your dog’s data. The dog is the data. The data is the dog. There is no delete function. There is the garden.
Object to processing. The dog processes everything. The processing is the dog’s life. The dog has objected to nothing. The dog has been given every opportunity to object. The dog has not responded.
For the full legal text, see the privacy policy. The privacy policy is the legal document. This page is the marketing document. The two documents describe the same dog. The dog has not read either.
The carpet shop
Privacy below us.
The carpet shop has its own privacy policy. The carpet shop’s privacy policy is the carpet shop’s. We have not read it. The carpet shop has not read ours. The carpet shop does not need to. The carpet shop knows everything.
Privacy
Private by design. Private by species.
The new dog is the most private product we have ever made. It is also the only product we have ever made. The two facts are related. The dog is the fact.
The dog is a living animal and is not a consumer electronic. The dog is not a surveillance device. The dog is a dog. Companion Systems Ltd is registered in England and Wales. Part of joel2.com.