Order confirmed.

Your reference number is . Do not share this with the dog. The dog does not know what a reference number is. The dog does not know what numbers are. The dog knows you, if you purchased loyalty. If you did not purchase loyalty, the dog does not know you either. The dog knows the food. The food is reliable.

You will receive an email confirmation shortly. The dog will not receive anything. The dog does not have email. The dog has a bowl, a location, and a vague awareness of your existence. This is what you have purchased. We think it is enough.

Free delivery within mainland UK. Your dog will be delivered by a Companion Systems representative in a vehicle appropriate for transporting a living animal. The representative will carry identification and a bowl of water. The representative will not carry the dog into your home. The representative will carry the dog to your door. The dog will then occupy your home. This is how occupation works. We looked into alternatives. They were not popular.

If you have questions about your order, contact support. Support operates from our office above Comfort Underfoot, the carpet shop in Nuneaton. Knock twice — the door convention is explained on our support page.