Results · quarter ended 30 June 2026
Results.
23 July 2026. The numbers are correct. We have checked them twice. We have stopped checking.
Summary
The quarter, in numbers.
| Revenue | £612,000 |
| — of which orders for Q3 2027 delivery | £486,000 |
| — of which accessories, DogConnect membership, and one carpet | £126,000 |
| Dogs on the network | 2,847 (up from 1,204) |
| Connectivity Dividends delivered | 1,036 |
| Orders taken for Q3 2027 delivery | 8,712 |
| Accessories sold | 4,113 (including 2,006 Warmth Modules) |
| Carpets purchased | 1, at full retail price |
Statement
Graham’s statement.
“The quarter was strong. We took orders for dogs. The orders were taken. The dogs are scheduled. The schedule is the product.”
“We cannot comment on dogs we have not delivered. We can confirm that we have taken orders for them. The orders are in the filing cabinet. The filing cabinet is full. This is why we have expanded into the room next door.”
“The network grew by 136% during the quarter. The network has never lost a dog. The network does not lose dogs. We would like to be clear that the network also does not retain dogs. The dogs are with their owners. The network is with the dogs. We are with the network. It is a complete arrangement.”
— Graham, Chief Executive Officer
Outlook
What happens next.
The company expects to deliver 8,712 dogs in Q3 2027. The company expects the network to reach 5,000 dogs by the end of the year. The company expects the filing cabinet to remain full. The company is considering a third room. The third room is the carpet shop’s decision. The carpet shop has not decided. The carpet shop does not rush. The carpet shop has been there for a long time. The carpet shop will be there for a long time.
This report contains forward-looking statements. Forward-looking statements are statements about the future. The future is Q3 2027. We are confident about Q3 2027. Q3 2027 is where the dogs are.