Your office

Now we configure your presence in Changsha. The tier determines the office, the door, and the quality of the fruit. The family name determines what is written on the plate. Marcus will handle the rest.

Preferred tier

You can upgrade later. Most clients do, usually after the second dinner party.

Please select a tier

Silver — The Foundation £4,800/year · Shared desk, Yuelu District · Laminated name card · Standard Solitaire

Gold — The Heritage £9,600/year · Private office with door · Engraved brass plate · Dedicated ayi · Solitaire Pro · Seasonal fruit

Platinum — The Legacy £18,000/year · Corner office, Furong District · Brass plate with family crest · Uniformed ayi · Solitaire Pro + Mahjong · Premium fruit, selected by Auntie Zhou

Family name for the door

This is the name that will be laminated, engraved, or cast in brass, depending on your tier. It does not have to be your surname. It does not have to be real. Marcus will check the spelling. He will get it wrong. We will correct it. This may happen twice.

Please enter a family name for the door

Family crest concept (Platinum only)

If you have selected Platinum, describe a concept for your family crest. It will be embroidered onto your ayi's uniform. Animals holding sporting equipment are popular. There is a £200 design fee. If left blank, Auntie Zhou will choose for you. She has opinions.

Do you intend to visit your office?

Most clients never visit. The office exists so that you can say it exists. Your answer here simply helps Marcus know how often to expect the unexpected.

Please select an option

No, that is rather the point

Possibly, once, if circumstances require We will prepare the office. Solitaire will be minimised. The fruit will be fresh.

Yes, I intend to visit regularly Each visit triggers our Emergency Office Visit preparation (£350 per visit). We feel you should know this now.

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