A collection of things that should not exist. Now hosted at this domain because joel.com was taken.https://joel2.com/en-gbhttps://joel2.com/laika/https://joel2.com/laika/She is still up there. She has had a lot of time to think. She has opinions about the euro. She thinks she may have left the iron on.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/nprp/https://joel2.com/nprp/The National Pensioner Relocation Programme. Discover purpose, community, and the vast Siberian wilderness. Your next chapter begins in the forest. One case, 23 kg maximum. No visits.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/therapy-dogs/https://joel2.com/therapy-dogs/A certified therapy dog service providing professional canine-assisted emotional support across the UK. Based in Swindon. Our dogs are selected for their calming presence, their therapeutic intensity, and the sort of eye contact that makes you re-evaluate your entire life.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/ambulance-chasers/https://joel2.com/ambulance-chasers/A full-service law firm with offices in Woking and the Eastern District of Virginia. No case too small. No sentence too long.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/gov/gwusrp/https://joel2.com/gov/gwusrp/A joint DEFRA initiative. Now operational in select postcodes. Complaints in all of them. Wildebeest available on application.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/barry/https://joel2.com/barry/Doncaster, 1986. A man with a phone, a Yellow Pages, and a list of every radiation monitoring laboratory in Europe. His mam wants him off the phone.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/ethical-bear-flaying/https://joel2.com/ethical-bear-flaying/The world's first living-harvest fur company. Free-range bears, pain-free harvesting, and a lifetime care commitment. Certified carbon neutral. From bear to wardrobe in 48 hours. Aurora has given 23 times. She has never once shown reluctance.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/bob/https://joel2.com/bob/A builder from Yorkshire answers a phone call he should not have answered. A washer costs 35p. A digger sinks into the earth, and a woman waits for a phone call that will never come.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMThttps://joel2.com/the-sequel/https://joel2.com/the-sequel/Comprehensive release notes for the second major version of Joel. Covers breaking changes, deprecated features (knees, metabolism), known issues, and the EULA you agreed to by scrolling this far.Thu, 01 Jan 2026 00:00:00 GMT